blvckcrystal:

andreadiamond:

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emmyandsuch:

This is the line that has gotten me through life.

sovji:

*steals ur credit card*

hasta la visa

teppelin:

i’m a person who often wants physical affection but is also very uncomfortable and particular about physical contact

disagreed:

when i lose a pen i just saw two seconds ago 

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2073:

money can’t buy happiness but it can buy a false sense of security and fruity alcoholic beverages to numb the pain and honestly what’s the difference

vixio:

why is underwear so expensive like wtf its a sheet of fabric that covers ur dinky doo 

vegan-hippie:

Sam knows where it’s at

kiodi:

my last word will probably be either “whoops” or “shit”

seinfelcl:

how dumb is it that we’ve created words we arent supposed to use

gnarly:

that one person everyone loves and you’re just like

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peekachiu:

i’m actually very pretty if you close your eyes