i wanna meet the male version of me
*slides $10 to the government* please cancel school
The moment of pure panic when accidentally activating Siri in a quiet place
A good laugh and a long sleep are the two best cures for anything.
the australians on here are quietly glancing at each other all like hmm who wants to be the one to tell them we have no idea wtf a pumpkin spice latte is
You guys I’m in Disney World and this afternoon my blood sugar dropped so low I got separated from my family and somehow bought an ice cream and then blacked out and woke up on a bench with chocolate sauce all over my arms and Mickey Mouse putting a cold towel on my head this truly is a magical place.