artistikly:

iamwizz:

Oh shit

:O

Heath Ledger and Rose Byrne by Rupert Thorpe
davidfbello:

“keep the change, ya filthy animal”
tastefullyoffensive:

The face of a new father of quadruplets… [x]
theculturekids:

ooooh

yourehidingfrommenow:

domdean:

cuntakinte:

I hate playing “never have I ever” because I’m a fucking slut

I hate playing “never have I ever” because I’m a fucking virgin

you will never know which of these two statements reign true for people who reblogs this and that bothers me

gallifreyan-gallimaufry:

leda74:

therothwoman:

beowulfstits-archive:

I want to go to this exact point and run around it saying “I’m in Sweden!” I’m in Finland!” “I’m in Norway!” until I get tired
i aspire to great things in life

According to Google Maps, that point is in the middle of a small lake.

So we’ll do it in January when it’s frozen.

actually that’s why they’ve helpfully dropped a big-ass cement block with a bridge surrounding it in the middle of the lake: for the express purpose of doing what OP aspires to do
idkfts:

rnicrophone:

rnicrophone:

hey dad lets blaze it

i have just been informed that it is a pencil, not weed. i will see myself out.

Oh yeah right. Lol

slytheringsnake:

my sister just tried to ask me if i wanted to go to bed but instead it came out “Do you need to use the sleep?”

and then she just kinda looked really horrified at herself and whispered

"Maybe i need to use the sleep"