teen:

i wanna meet the male version of me 

brookeeverdeen:

*slides $10 to the government* please cancel school

fitness-fits-me:

♡ fitness ♡
floral-flora:

✿✿✿✿
isabubbles:

Socks, Bill Clinton’s cat, being hounded by the paparazzi

princcess:

The moment of pure panic when accidentally activating Siri in a quiet place

tourettesandsex:

urbies:

xbostons:

lostboyonadeadthrone:

If your girlfriend has sexual intercourse with another girl. Is that considered cheating? 

If I’m right handed and I punch you with my left, did I really hit you?

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I’ll reblog this every time.

A good laugh and a long sleep are the two best cures for anything.

— Irish proverb (via ponceau)

aristophania:

the australians on here are quietly glancing at each other all like hmm who wants to be the one to tell them we have no idea wtf a pumpkin spice latte is

missmella:

You guys I’m in Disney World and this afternoon my blood sugar dropped so low I got separated from my family and somehow bought an ice cream and then blacked out and woke up on a bench with chocolate sauce all over my arms and Mickey Mouse putting a cold towel on my head this truly is a magical place.